Can it! I know y'all love me. I'm the ruler after all! Plain an' simple. MUCH BETTER THAN THAT DANG KIRBY. Much more popular too! An' smarter. But that ain't what ya here t'a discuss, is it? Nah. Go ahead an' ask ya lil' questions or whatever it is ya do. But keep 'em simple! I ain't got all day!
{ Roleplay account for Dedede from the Kirby series. No art posted belongs to RPer unless stated otherwise }
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“You need somethin’ or what!? Quit lookin’ at me like that! Yer botherin’ me!”
“Cuz I can afford a lot of food. Commoner.”
“Welcome back, by the way!. ~ I kinda missed you for a while there, poyo. How was your trip, anyway…?~”
“Great!… Best ever.
Lots of pretty girls came to spend the day wit’ me. And I… Discovered the cure to some deadly disease! Normal vacation stuff for me…!
How were things here? Slow an’ borin’?”
“But I’m a bad King! Not a good one! I ain’t bein’ protective! Why would I care about protectin’ you guys!? Yer… annoyin’ and stuff!…”
“You worry about us because…because we’re your friends…right…?”
“No! That ain’t why I worry about you guys! I worry cuz I care about—…”
“I don’t like any of you guys!”
“Protective?… No!…”
“I don’t like people touchin’ my stuff is all.”
“N’aww, it’s okay to be protective! Sign of a good king! Means he cares about his subjects, right?~!”
“But I’m a bad King! Not a good one! I ain’t bein’ protective! Why would I care about protectin’ you guys!? Yer… annoyin’ and stuff!…”
“So, you’re tellin’ me you were sittin’ there minding your own business not tryin’ to do that! with ‘em?… Heh. I think I feel a lil’ betta’.
I ain’t playin’ these games still though! They’re banned! I see any of this weird stuff again and I’ll lock up whoever’s doin’ it!”
“Naah, I’m not really into doing that stuff with other people, anyway, poyo…So no need to get mad.”
“You know, you’re a pretty protective king, huh?”
“Protective?… No!…”
“I don’t like people touchin’ my stuff is all.”
