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Anonymous sent: Question~! How did you become king? Did you inherit the throne from a predecessor? Or did you conquer Dream Land who knows however long ago and no one really bothered to put up a fuss about it?

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I was always King.

Next question. 

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aintnohappyfeet sent: My hammer is bigger~.

littleredguido:

littleredguido:

And so is-a your belly.

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Judging by the size, I’d-a say there’s more than just-a cake in there.

I might’a had some breakfast before she started bakin’ for me! I didn’t know all the girls would be— Errr… I mean, I did know all the girls would be excited ta see me! But I didn’t know— 

HEY WAIT! YOU’RE BEIN’ CHEEKY, AIN’T YA? 

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asktheonewingedhero sent: meta knight: well well how are you king dedede long time since i have seen you.

It ain’t been long enough. 

I’m fine. I’m taking a day to celebrate me! Are you here to do the same? I hope ya at least brought a gift to commemorate my tournament entry—

Y’know, the thing you didn’t get invited to!

They prolly brought me first cuz I’m the betta’ fighta’!

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aintnohappyfeet sent: My hammer is bigger~.

littleredguido:

And so is-a your belly.

Ya like it? It’s filled with that pink princess’s cake. 

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"You need somethin’ or what!? Quit lookin’ at me like that! Yer botherin’ me!"

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Anonymous sent: why are you fat sir

"Cuz I can afford a lot of food. Commoner."

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dreamlandsdefender:

“Welcome back, by the way!. ~ I kinda missed you for a while there, poyo. How was your trip, anyway…?~”

"Great!… Best ever.

Lots of pretty girls came to spend the day wit’ me. And I… Discovered the cure to some deadly disease! Normal vacation stuff for me…!

How were things here? Slow an’ borin’?”

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